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10.06.2025 01:59

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Nuts and Butts

Next, they tried...

Why do men think I’m easy just by looking at me?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Just Forget it!

‘We tried and it didn’t work out’: CDPR co-founder says it shouldn’t stray from AAA open-world RPGs - Video Games Chronicle

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Unacceptable again!

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why do people love to live alone in a house?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Loons and Moons

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Nintendo Switch 2 Welcome Tour Review - IGN

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Then came..

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why do I feel so lazy every time I get into my room?

No go.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No, not a chance

I vibrated my dogs shock collar while it was eating my other dog’s food and now it won’t eat. How do I fix this problem?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No way

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Fans Swoon Over ‘Still Smokin Hot' ’80s Singer, 64, As Band Reunites for the First Time in 40 Years - Yahoo

So, the docs changed it to read

Catatonics & High Colonics

They put up a sign reading

WWE WrestleMania 42 Announced for Las Vegas After Relocation from New Orleans - Bleacher Report

Thumbs down again.

So they tried

Minds and Behinds

Bitcoin in ‘make or break’ zone – Trump Media hints at what’s next - AMBCrypto

Still no good

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Everyone loved it.

Sean 'Diddy' Combs trial day 22 recap: Witness says Combs participated in 'hotel nights' as late as August 2024 - ABC News

Still no good.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Freaks and Cheeks

Reddit sues Anthropic, alleging its bots accessed Reddit more than 100,000 times since last July - The Verge

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

share office space ...